THE BAINE OF MY LIFE

MY FRIENDLY PHILIPPA BAINES HAS BEEN TORMENTING ME WITH HER BADASS PHOTOS OF JAPAN. 

I AM VERY JEALOUS.

SHE TELLS ME THAT THE COUNTRY IS SO EXCELLENT THAT BIRDS WILL SING WHEN YOU PEE. I FEAR I MAY NEVER EXPERIENCE THE CALMING SOUND OF BIRD SONG WHISLT I UNLOAD MY BLADDER.  

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