NEW LIPSTICK mmmmmm...feel the flava

GOT A NEW LIPSTICK...

IT'S SO SILKY AND SMOOTH.

AND SAZZY GOT ME THE BLANKET FOR CHRISTMAS

BESTEST BUDS!

LIPSTICK: IT'S HOURGLASS AN AMERICAN BRAND NEW TO SPACE NK AND THE COLOUR IS SOOO PRETTY 

BUY IT

IT LOOKS GREAT ON ASIANS AS THE LADY TOLD ME.

IT'S ALMOST FREAKING CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

SANTA IS COMING TO TOWN

RODOLF IS DRIVING THAT SLAY

AND I AM DRINKING ALL FRIGGING DAY

THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT IS ALIVE AND KICKING IN MY HOUSE!

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OH ITS DOILY TIME

WHO NEEDS PROMISCUOUS SEX WHEN YOU HAVE A CROCHET NEEDLE AND A COUPLE BALLS OF YARN.... EYYY

I'M WASTING MY 20S BUT I'M FINE WITH IT.

I AM INCREDIBLY LONELY

OOOO HELLLO 

DID I HIT £15.00 WORTH OF PETROL EXACTLY AND THEN TAKE A PHOTO OF MY SUCCESS?

O YES I DID!! 

SKILLLLLLLLL

MARBLE EYEBALLS

TODAY I SAW A BABY IN THE SHOPS, THIER EYES ARE SO SHINEY THEY ARE LIKE MARBLES. 

I REGRET NOT GETTING THE ANTI-REFLECTION COATING FOR MY GLASSES, ALL THE TIME I SPEND STARING AT YOUNG CHILDREN MUST BE DAMAGING MY EYES.  

JON RICHARDSON - IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU

ANOTHER GREAT BOOK. 

IT IS SO BRILLIANTLY FUNNY THAT I HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED FROM STARING AT MILDLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. AS A RESULT MY STANDARDS ARE ON THE FLOOR AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE LEAVING THE HOUSE.

BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD READ THIS BECAUSE JON RICHARDSON IS GREAT. 

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