I AM INCREDIBLY LONELY

OOOO HELLLO 

DID I HIT £15.00 WORTH OF PETROL EXACTLY AND THEN TAKE A PHOTO OF MY SUCCESS?

O YES I DID!! 

SKILLLLLLLLL

MARBLE EYEBALLS

TODAY I SAW A BABY IN THE SHOPS, THIER EYES ARE SO SHINEY THEY ARE LIKE MARBLES. 

I REGRET NOT GETTING THE ANTI-REFLECTION COATING FOR MY GLASSES, ALL THE TIME I SPEND STARING AT YOUNG CHILDREN MUST BE DAMAGING MY EYES.  

JON RICHARDSON - IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU

ANOTHER GREAT BOOK. 

IT IS SO BRILLIANTLY FUNNY THAT I HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED FROM STARING AT MILDLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. AS A RESULT MY STANDARDS ARE ON THE FLOOR AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE LEAVING THE HOUSE.

BUT ANYWAY YOU SHOULD READ THIS BECAUSE JON RICHARDSON IS GREAT. 

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JON RONSON - THE PSYCHOPATH TEST

EXCELLENT BOOK.

VERY FUNNY SO MUCH SO THAT WHISLT CHUCKLING TO MYSELF ON THE TRAIN I'D CATCH PEOPLE SMILING AT ME ONLY TO SEE THEIR SMILE FADE AS THEIR FOCUS TURNS TO THE BOOK'S TITLE.

THIS BOOK HAS CHANGED MY LIFE AND AS A RESULT I AM NOW AVOIDING A COUPLE OF PEOPLE I BELIEVE MAY HAVE SCORED A BIT TOO HIGH ON THE BOB HARE TEST. 

SO YES, SORRY OLIVIA BUT YOU'RE A THREAT TO SOCIETY SO JUST STAY IN OXFORD. 

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